Straight up exclusive: call me to drunkenly sing along to pinkerton
I would make Darren filthy rich, turn Mr. Tate into a donkey, tell Endora to get a life, and BLIND that nosey Mrs. Kravitz.
Dr. Byron Orpheus, necromancer, The Venture Bros. (via netherlady
Finished line dancing with these two. #whatismylifelike
#sellout #skanite Making some important DJ purchases. #tbcla
The greatest damn tweet ever tweeted.
Hey everyone come out to Alex’s Bar in Long Beach to hear me, @dyejob and @tbccarlos get all one step beyond on you.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
Turn it into strip Mario kart. Eventually you’ll get distracted, right?